Showing posts with label Things to do in London. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things to do in London. Show all posts

Monday, 5 October 2015

A spot of time-travel: Visit Dennis Severs’ House

      
Taking kids somewhere where you have to walk round in silence and you aren’t allowed to touch anything doesn’t sound like a great idea, does it? But at Dennis Severs’ House the fun is all inside your head. 

Messy museum, 3D still life painting, historical drama without actors, time capsule … ? Dennis Severs’ House is difficult to categorise. 

This five-storey Georgian terrace in the East end of London was bought in 1979 by a Californian called (yes, you’ve guessed it) Dennis Severs. He moved in, ripped out the electricity and all mod cons and set to work re-creating it as if an imaginary 18th-century family was still living there: eating, sleeping, breathing, playing, partying there. He even filled the chamber pots with real wee.
by Roelof Bakker
Today the house is owned by the Spitalfields Trust and the chamber pots are empty, but other than that, it’s pretty much as Dennis Severs arranged it. 

“It wasn’t like ‘Ooh, guests are coming, we must make it clean and tidy’,” said my daughter after our visit. “It was like the family had just popped out. And we were snooping around, secretly.” 

Which is exactly as Dennis Severs intended us to experience it. As you approach, they depart, as you depart, they re-enter says a sign.
by Roelof Bakker
Evidence of the family’s ‘presence’ is everywhere: unmade beds, half-drunk cups of tea, lit candles, bread toasting by the fire, piles of dirty laundry, a tower of playing cards, reading glasses on an open bible, a nightshirt draped over a chair, ticking clocks, an apple core, shoes under the bed, a stained recipe, washing lines of bloomers and corsetry hung in the stairwell ... And did I just hear a gentleman cough behind me? Was that a horse and carriage passing by outside? And what’s that smell … is it pineapple?

Little reminders here and there prod you to play detective, use all your senses, absorb the atmosphere … In this house it is not what you see, but what you have only just missed and are being asked to imagine, says one. What? You’re still looking at ‘things’ instead of what ‘things’ are doing? ribs another.
by Roelof Bakker
The house is nevertheless a feast for the eyes. It is absolutely full of things. Dennis Severs, an obsessive collector from childhood, bought them for bargain prices from local markets – before vintage became trendy. They suck you into the minutiae of the family’s lives and lifestyle. 

“The way the objects are all put together like that, you can really feel how they lived,” said my daughter afterwards. “It's much better than a museum.”

Her favourite bit was the attic, set up as if it was rented out to a much poorer family. The contrast was striking: a threadbare armchair, filthy pillows, peeling walls, broken floorboards, holes in the ceiling, and the noise of the wind howling outside, rain dripping on the roof. 
by Roelof Bakker
“It was like in A Little Princess when she suddenly goes from rich girl to servant and is sent to sleep in the attic with the rats,” she said.

I was especially fascinated by the ‘order of duties’ pinned up on the wall for the domestic servants. After lighting the fire, they were instructed to ‘Allow one quarter of an hour for dust to settle which time is to be employed elsewhere.’ I was suddenly overwhelmed by gratefulness for central heating, hoovers and Cillit Bang.
by Roelof Bakker
In the enforced silence, my daughter became expert at mime and precise pointing to communicate with me. But she told me afterwards that she didn’t mind having to be quiet.

“Because instead of saying ‘Look, mummy, look, there’s a dead rabbit on the kitchen table’, I had to keep it in my head and if you keep it in your head you think about it more. Your imagination makes it real."

“So how would you fancy living in the 18th century?” I ask her.

“I’d hate it because it’s be so cold and dark and dusty and grubby and you don’t get proper duvets. I wouldn’t be able to put up with all that grub,” she says, pulling a face. “And I think I’d be bored. I’d probably have to spend all day playing cards.”
by Roelof Bakker
Dennis Severs, however, chose to live in the house the rest of his life, in 18th-century conditions, leaky roof and all, until he died of cancer at age 51 in 1999. He felt he had been born in the wrong place, in the wrong century.

“I think he was mad,” says my daughter. “He did the house really well though,” she adds.

Visit the website of Dennis Severs' House here.

Saturday, 19 September 2015

Spoonfuls of smiles: Take them to the Cereal Killer Café

   
“So I can have coco-pops for lunch?” my daughter double-checks with me. “With Maltesers on top and chocolate milk?”

"Yep." Not that it was sitting easily with me. I’m one of those mean mothers who only has sensible cereals in the food cupboard. You know, the good old-fashioned, not so sugary ones ...
But come on, I'd told my inner health freak, look at the quirk factor here: A café that only sells cereal. For breakfast, lunch or dinner. With 120 different types of cereal from all over the world. Plus 30 varieties of milk, from banana to bubble gum flavour, and 24 choices of topping. And – get this – it's run by identical twins.

How can I resist?

It takes us a while to find it. We know it's on Brick Lane, but from the outside it’s an unassuming little place. There isn't even a sign.
But the queue inside the door at 12.30 pm tells me it probably doesn't need one. It seems cereal for lunch is pretty popular with the young and trendy Shoreditch crowd.

As we wait in the queue, we are both in awe of the astonishing array of cereals on the shelves. 
Cereals we never even knew existed: Poppin Pebbles, Quaker Dinosaur Eggs, Jif ... (Jif???). They even sell cereal flavour lip salves for goodness sake.
It's quite clear what we have to do ...
But the choice is overwhelming ...
As the letters dance before my eyes, I hear all sorts of sickly conversations going on in the queue. “I don't know whether to have caramel milk or pink yoghurt," I overhear one girl saying. "I'm going to have a crushed Flake as my topping," says another, "Or Party Rings."
My body is not at all happy with this situation. It is craving intense savouriness with a bucket of lettuce on the side. It knows what it likes at lunch time and this isn’t it. I wonder if it'd be too weird if I order All Bran with fresh fruit.

My daughter, meanwhile, is droolingly happy. “Ooh, I can’t decide whether to have Coco Pops or Frosties,” she says. "Don't you want to try something a bit more unusual?" I ask. “But I’ve only had Coco Pops once, at nanny’s house, and they were really nice," she says. "They made the milk go all brown.”

Luckily for her, when we get to the front of the queue, it turns out that if you order a medium size bowl, you can have a mix of two cereals. 
So she opts for Frosties and Coco Pops with plain semi-skimmed milk (surprisingly conservative) – which is served in one of those dinky little bottles we used to get our mid-morning milk in when I was at primary school  topped with mini marshmallows.
In the meantime, I've had a word with myself about entering the spirit and all that and order a bowl of Chocolate Shreddies. (Small. With soy milk. No toppings.)
We go to the main seating area in the basement, which is decked out with formica tables and vintage TVs.
My daughter is quite intrigued by these. She wants to know which decade each is from and what type I had when I was a kid.

“So, how is it?” I ask her.
“Delicious,” she says, barely taking a breath between spoonfuls, eyes smiling, hand almost a blur.
“And do the marshmallows go well with it?” “Yes!" she says. "In my opinion, marshmallows go well with EVERYTHING! Even green tea!”

The bill comes to £6.50 total. I could buy three boxes of cereal with that, I think. But it was worth it for the experience and my daughter’s beaming smile.

Not to mention her superb chocolate moustache. 

The Cereal Killer Café now has two branches, this one in Shoreditch and one in Camden. Visit the website here.

Friday, 11 September 2015

Guest interview: “I was an air hostess – and lots of other things too!”

This time I talk to Annabelle, 7, who went to KidZania in London, a pretend city where kids can try lots of different jobs – and get paid in Kidzania's own currency! 

So, how would you explain KidZania to someone?
It’s a place where kids can do lots of mini-jobs and get to experience being a grown-up.

Did they treat you like a grown-up?
Well, they called me 'Miss' and 'Madam' ... Actually, sometimes a bit too much, like they expected us to do things fast, like put your hairnet and hat on in two seconds! 

Did KidZania look like you imagined it?
No, because I thought it would be outdoors but it’s inside but they try to make you feel like you’re outside, like the ceiling is painted blue with white fluffy clouds and there are actual streets and pavements and statues and lamp posts.
You have to watch out you don’t get run over by the ice-cream van and the fire cre or get sprayed with water!

Tell me some of the jobs you can do there.
You can be a dentist ...
Emergency person ...
Work in a radio place ...
Work in the supermarket ...
Do hairdressering ...
Not all the jobs were there that were on the website, like the air conditioning. I was really looking forward to doing that.

What jobs did you try?
I went to a pretend airport and there was a real plane  well, a bit of a real plane  and I was an air hostess. I was the refreshment deliverer. 
I was a post lady, collecting and delivering parcels. I made my own ice-cream, and I made chocolate  but I forgot to bring it home!

What job did you enjoy doing the most?
Being a fashion model because it was really fun and you got paid lots of money (10 Kidzos).
We could dress up in whatever we liked. We walked on the red carpet and pose twice!  and they took our photo.

What job did you enjoy the least?
The aeroplane because the lady in charge was very strict and she ruined our fun. She told us to follow the rules like say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ but she didn’t do it to us. I would steer clear of the plane!

Were there any jobs there you wanted to try but didn’t get to do?
I couldn’t do the climbing because I wasn’t tall enough  you know, like if you were rescuing someone, like if someone was stuck on a window. I wanted to do the power station where you experimented with electricity, and the hospital thing – when babies are just born and you have to give it a bath because it’s all bloody – but we ran out of time.

How much did you get paid?
Most jobs you earn 8 Kidzos. But I think the surgeon’s should get paid quite a bit more because doctors get paid a lot. You got 1 Kidzo, 5 Kidzos, 10 Kidzos and 20 Kidzos and they were like little notes with characters on like a boy with green hair and a girl with blue hair. 
You can go to the bank and this man says, “Do you want to open an account?” He needed my first name, surname and date of birth and then he put all my money in a machine and a card came out and I went to a cashpoint and you press a button and say how much money you want and it comes out.

What could you buy with your wages?
I bought a toy snail in the shop but it was a lot – it was 60 Kidzos. I made a bracelet which costed 15 Kidzos and I had my face painted like a red fox. That was 15 Kidzos too. 

So what would you give KidZania out of 10?
Eight.

Where does it lose two points?
Lots of the stuff you can make, you don’t actually make it yourself. Like outside the factory it said ‘make your own ice-cream’ but you only poured the milk into the moulds.The chocolate one was okay because you actually made it.
And when they choose the people who work there, I think they should get a group of children and see how nice they are with children. I think the plane lady was sick of her job. Maybe she doesn’t like kids but it’s KIDZania! The nicest staff was the ice-cream man. He was really silly!

Thank you Annabelle ... By the way, what job DO you want to do when you grow up?
I’m going to have a Bubble Tea shop.

Visit the KidZania London website here. You can also visit KidZania in many other countries

Friday, 13 March 2015

Guest interview: “I went to stand-up comedy!”

I talk to William, 9, who went to Comedy Club 4 Kids, a stand-up comedy show for children – without the beer or the rude bits.

What did you think when your mum and dad said you were going to see it?
Well, I didn't really know what stand-up comedy meant. Now I know it means they stand up a lot and you laugh a lot.

But it’s just one man on an empty stage with a microphone. Isn’t that a bit boring?
No, it’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen. There’s less to look at than normal, but it’s not about the things that are on the stage. It’s what they’re saying.
by Isabelle Adam
So what kind of things did they talk about?
Like about SATS tests, the bit on the first page where it says Don’t write on this page but they’ve already written on it and broken the rules ... and about his cat accidentally sending emails ... and his mum being deaf ... and there was a bit where the man asked a kid his name and he thought he said “Jellygo” ... and yeah, things like that.

Do you know what 'heckle' means?
No.

It's when the audience shout out things to the comedian. Did that happen?
Yes, a LOT. My dad told me not to shout so loud because it was going in the boy’s ears in front of me but I really wanted the man to overhear me because then I could tell him my name and he might make up something funny about it.
by Isabelle Adam
Do you think the comedians minded kids shouting out?
No, because it made it funny. You’d get told off if you did that in school though. You have to put your hand up.

In stand-up comedy for grown-ups, the comedians often use a lot of rude words. What was the rudest word you heard at this show?
I didn’t hear ANY ... Oh, except “bumberry”. The boy said “Banbury” but the man didn’t hear it right and it became “bumberry” and then that became another word for a No.2.
by Isabelle Adam
What was the funniest bit?
When the man pulled your finger and it made a fart sound and he said he could tell your future from it.

What did he say your future was?
“Every time you fart, you’ll make a weird face.”

How could they make the show even better?
Get more acts and make it longer. I could have stayed till … I don’t know … 4 o’ clock. [= another half hour!]
by Isabelle Adam
Which would you rather do: Watch a funny film or go to stand-up comedy?
Well, my favourite funny film is Funnymores but I’d rather go to stand-up comedy.

Which would you rather do: Go to a pantomime or go to stand-up comedy? 
Stand-up comedy. Definitely. Oh, but …

What is it?
At a pantomime, they throw sweets out.

Comedy Club 4 Kids do shows at various venues around the country. They also run comedy workshops where children can learn the art of stand-up themselves! Visit their website here.

Friday, 6 February 2015

See teenagers in a whole new light: Go and see BRAINSTORM

by Liz Henry/CC BY-ND 2.0 (adapted)
When my first child was just born and I had blistered nipples, regurgitated milk in my hair and sleep-deprivation so bad that I couldn’t sit upright without my head banging against the wall, older ladies liked to offer me these words of ‘comfort’:

"If you think this is bad, wait till he’s a teenager."

15 years later, he is a teenager, and I ask myself: Were they right? Is it worse?

Yes. Without a doubt. Because it isn’t just a difficult few months. It’s a difficult few years. Angst and aggro all the way. A shower, a good night’s sleep and a tube of camomile ointment isn’t going to fix this one.

So when I saw the poster for the play Brainstorm, my head snapped round. It suggested I shouldn’t be trying to fix it: The teenage brain isn't broken, it said. It's beautiful.
Really? I booked tickets immediately for me and The Teenager.

All I can say now is, if you have a teenager you’re despairing of – or one you’re not despairing of  and you’re in reach of London, shovel them and whatever gadgetry they’re connected to out of bed, and go. It was one of the – or possibly THE – most powerful, raw, honest, brave, engaging, intimate, clever, moving, funny and yes, perspective-shifting pieces of theatre I have ever seen.

It was created with a leading neuroscientist and explains the physiology and effects of the changes that happen inside the brain in the teenage years – as MRI scans have now shown us. But this play is no dry science lecture. Far from it.
The set is simple: A teenager’s bedroom. The cast is ordinary (yet extraordinary): 10 teenagers from the local community, age 13-17  from the boy whose parents took the door off his bedroom so he couldn’t shut them out anymore to the one who is Head Girl of her school. The content is 100% autobiographical: utterly honest truths and snippets and stories and insights into their lives: messy bedrooms, annoying parents, swearing, shopflifting, puberty … Nothing is taboo. All delivered with energy, confidence and a very, very clever use of technology.
I was a wet, salty mess by the end of it. Watching them do impressions of their mum or dad had tears of laughter streaming down my face. Watching them holding up pieces of paper with sentences on that they’d like say to their parents – IF their parents didn’t interrupt, judge, criticize, advise – had me holding back sobs.

Those teenagers are great, I came away thinking. Teenagers are great. My teenager is great. I needed to stop treating him as an adult that didn’t ‘work’ properly. I understood now that the chaos, the caveman communication and the boundary breaking was all meant to be. Had a purpose even. And the best thing I could do was BACK OFF.
As we left the theatre, I turned to my son. “What did you think?” I asked. “Yeah, z’alright,” he mumbled, and put his headphones on.

So I backed off. And waited. Until he had a full belly and an agreement that he could stay out till 11.30 that night and I’d lend him a fiver. Then he was suddenly very chatty. This is what HE had to say about Brainstorm:
 
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I wasn’t looking forward to it that much. You don’t really expect it to be that good when it’s a production by kids. The scientific thing didn’t sound very appealing either  I didn’t know how they could make a good story out of that. And I don’t particularly like intimate theatres. I felt a bit exposed.

The set was pretty basic but you could instantly see it was meant to be a teenager’s room: bed, wardrobe, speakers. I thought it was well done the way it was set up with a little iPod speaker with music playing through it rather than using the theatre’s sound system. The mess in the bedroom was used as a symbol of the mess in our brains.
They were really good actors – and not all of them were kids you’d expect to be in a theatre group. I was surprised how honest they were. Like the bit where they were each connected to a bedside lamp and turned it on for ‘Yes’ and off for ‘No’ to respond to statements like, I lied to my parents todayI nick stuff from shops, I think I’m good-looking, I think I’m cleverI’m in love ...

If I was feeling exposed sat in the audience, being on the other side would be a hundred times worse. It took balls to do stand on the stage and do what they did, and on top of that engage with the audience.

Noah was my favourite. He was so enthusiastic. It felt as though what he was saying was spontaneous, not scripted. I really laughed at his impression of his mum: “I like cooking, and I ALWAYS know when Noah’s lying …”
The bits of paper thing was a very effective idea  there’s obviously stuff you don’t tell your parents. And the way they used technology  like when they were all on their phones, the group chat, and we could see what they were saying up on a big screen. (I was wondering what app they used to do that …) When they carried on texting after the play had finished, that was quite powerful, the things they were saying.

The science stuff was like a keynote. They wanted to educate people that teenagers can’t help being ‘bad’, that there’s science behind it. The prefrontal cortex is growing all these things and the limbic system is making you want to take risks and the bit that tells you to make sensible decisions has gone all quiet. I can relate to all of that. It’s like you get adrenaline out of taking risks. And it’s not like you WANT to be chaotic. You try and be organized, but it doesn’t really work.
I think the parents are the bigger problem. It’s fire with fire. They’re used to having a kid that does what they say. And then they get a kid that doesn’t do what they say any more – like a chicken that starts challenging the pecking order. They expect us to reach the same standards as them. You should only tell us to do the things that really matter. Like, I don’t care if my room’s tidy or not – I could probably sleep in a wet sandpit .

Parents SHOULD think of the biology. If we can’t help how we are, if it’s the same for every teenager in world, it should be general knowledge. I was thinking that teachers should see this play, but it wouldn’t make any difference. They’re not ready to engage emotionally with kids. They've just got a job to do.
People think you don’t need to be nice to teenagers. We can’t go into shops without getting followed around by security guards. Cars don’t stop to let us cross the road. It’s like you have to get through these years until you’re promoted to an adult and then people will be courteous to you again. [His phone buzzes.] Can I have that fiver? Jack’s waiting for me …

BRAINSTORM is showing again on 21st-25th July 2015 at the National Theatre. Tickets on sale here.